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are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
(via mpregsushi)
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depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
welcome to my existence. yay.
Having both is like being at war with yourself.
(Source: tom-bass, via hardyjoegasm)
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
(via hardyjoegasm)
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i’m going to eat you spleen
(via relevantlyirreverent)
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via pretentiousprince)
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
yes.
(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)
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I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
(Source: gbass, via hardyjoegasm)
HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS
SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT
YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS
YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS
THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME
NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”
QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS
THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES
(via mpregsushi)
