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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like ‘we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us’ bullshit and I was like well first off there’s no such thing as 'meant to’ and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????
….you can acquire yeast FROM THE AIR.
If you want to make sourdough started from scratch, the process is 'mix water, flour, and maybe sugar if you’ve got it, then WHIP IN AS MUCH AIR AS YOU CAN’ and let it sit. And this works. Because there’s yeast there. In the air.
Not only is there yeast in the air, it’s on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.
You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.
I do feel like what should have happened is that AI would spark conversations about water use and power use in the general tech/internet sphere, and how so much of the labor needed to keep it running is exploitative of people in the Global South. However, it feels like what has happened instead is a bunch of people have convinced themselves the problem isn’t the industry or anything, but actually it’s because AI has evil magic powers that make it the only problem. Once we defeat AI, everything will be okay again :)
statements like “It’s wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent” and “It’s wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it” show that a person’s understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That’s not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
Playing porn on full volume without headphones on the train: that’s like 12 layers of wrong starting with you are playing any video on full volume without headphones on the train the fact thats it’s porn just adds to the rudeness
Reading a pornographic story on your phone quietly and feeling vaguely aroused: idgaf
Thinking about stuff that makes you feel aroused: how tf would I know unless you tell me? I don’t care but I don’t want to hear about it
Seeing your fetish in the wild and getting a bit squirmy and turned on: again I’m not going to know unless you tell me. I don’t care! Just text your friend about it like the rest of us
As long as you aren’t irritating me I don’t give a shit what you’re doing or thinking about or how aroused you are
Just don’t like, masturbate or watch porn videos on the bus where people can see and hear it. And my objection to that is not that it’s horny it’s that it’s objectively rude
I would also get annoyed at someone picking their nose and flicking the boogies about or playing non porn videos loudly on the bus
Respect shared spaces but the inside of your head is not a shared space
Respect shared spaces
but the inside of your head
is not a shared space
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass… Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is…
The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they’re all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people’s work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped…
Don’t copy and paste anyone’s AO3 work into third party websites, you’re not the good guys in this situation?
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